I could never be an astronaut, like they need to be so smart and have so much discipline, I would just float around screaming and laughing playing with food floating everywhere
don’t ever trust cute boys because i can go from this:
in .5 seconds or your money back
a challenger has appeared!!
Step aside gents
you can trust me i’m always ugly
go big or go home, guys
attempting to be somewhat attractive
whats the point i hate life
Men of tumblr everyone…
DOGS MAKE ME SO HAPPY
Especially when it’s a vicious rottweiler
so vicious wow
I corrected it
I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.
it got better
Scotland actually says everycunt.
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
We paid David good money to keep you here
You’re not going anywhere